Rant #1

Anarchy is poverty’s carrot at the end of the reins of lesser men who resent freedom. These little fucks out there don’t even understand they’re traditions are theater. Those hippies weren’t real. Them bitches were just looking for a reason not to do shit for a couple years. As soon as they grew up they put on their fucking tweed jackets and knee pads and learnt to say yup, that’s how yes came out when you had a mouthful of capitalism trying to say yes at the same time you swallowed a mouthful of oppression.

Yeah, it’s alright now. Just ignore those bastards out there having public tantrums over shit that ain’t none of us even able to feel. So we fake it like everyone else and put on polo shirts with stripes and put chains around our neck pretending we’re slaves to something other than our own egocentric existence, you need a switch motherfucker.

Man, I remember that dude crying about the music died. Bitch, you had no idea that American pie would taste like regurgitated plastic black beans and rice that’s floated in the gulf for 70 years. Then you have the audacity to bring out those tired motherfuckers who hid in the trailers of yuppies and sang cartoon songs for a living so boomer never felt left out as he aged.

You run around being cool with that blunt in your ashtray. You fake little bitch. You don’t know what dope is. You fuck around smoking anything you can put in a pipe and try and make that shit a career. Then you find yourself arm in arm headed into Walmart with some bitch wearing size 12 stretch pants straining under a t-shirt with a set of Mick Jaggers lips splattered across her fat ass chest. You and your dented up Honda with speakers in it that cost more than the damn car did blowing some fake ass mixed shit. Fuck you and your Walmart video.

The shit don’t stop. Even these retro living geeks with fake muscle cars that drive to plastic cubicles where they’re filled with photos of some poseurs at a plastic campsite surrounded by bug repellant and the hum of a generator charging the C-pap machine inside the RV so he don’t fall asleep driving back to his tortured life.

And you folks out there labeling your world for your obsessive compulsive comfort. Keep us out of your box. You crayon box life is infantile. I ain’t white bitch. I’m me motherfucker. And I don’t color no more. So take your red, white, and black crayons and melt them down into a candle you can burn at the next mock vigil for the “homie” you didn’t ever even talk to.

Protest my ass. You little pricks spend your weekends starting shit believing your righteous. Your a dumbass who don’t even understand who your producer is. Them motherfuckers been starting shit for decades in the background. You think your waving a sign for justice, you just didn’t read the back of the sign like that juvenile middle school tactic of taping a kick me sign on the back of the weakest kid. That’s you bitch, and those progressive puppet masters got you on a string you can’t see in a play your so focused on your part you forgot you were on stage. Wake up bitch.

I’m sick of hearing about football players with retro hair do’s whining about a job. Fuck him. He quit a job and is still gettin paid for it. If yo ass was good enough you could have overcome being a dumbshit who was duped by some Muslim pussy that had an IED in it, you were the I ED, immature educated dumbass. OJ could get hired by the Patriots before you could get picked up by the Browns. Stupid fuck, go back and listen to the dad talk about woman and relationships.

All this shit about “22 a day”, PTSD, and veterans before illegals got my ass going to. Bitch, you must think we’re stupid. Cause your the same motherfucker who posts about millions of trained veterans on standby. Go look at the data for which vets are killing themselves tell me more about your sneaky ass motives. PTSD ain’t nothing new murtherfuckers. Beaten housewives been dealing with it for years. You ain’t got PTSD if your ass was in Quatar handing out towels at an MWR pool and had to watch a video of your old lady giving birth to your first born poseur.
And your so fucking stupid that you don’t understand that when you post about vets before illegals your talking about dependents also. Mexicans and Mexican Americans got a solid rep for steppin up and many of the folks they left behind ain’t legal. Not to mention the numbers of undocumented German and Korean spouses who were dumped by their piece of shit old man for a Hood rat when they got stateside. Quit trying to network the broken so you can have a career when they privatize VA. You ain’t slick bitch!

We gotta bring the schoolyard bully back. Not the little bitch Ya’all know who runs around talking about folks and starting shit trying to make folks feel bad about theirselves. I want the motberfucker who kicked the shit out of that little mouthpiece and taught him or her to stay in their lane.

I’m so sick of the monument morons who bounce around the country looking for the county with the lowest IQ to come in and divide. They hand out Tiki torches and vagina hats , then shout “Are you ready to rumble?” In their best WWE voice. If you’re so stupid you can’t see what’s up with the folks moving into your town and finding a couple dumbasses to help stir shit up; you might be a ……!

I don’t care about these white supremacist asshats either. They’re not even a threat, unless you run a porn shop that sells beer, leather nazi hats, and riding crops. Who takes anyone serious that meet in old garages with flags on the wall, bitch, you need to put your crayons away and get a fuckin tan.

I’m done for now. I hope I didn’t offend anyone, but if I did, fuck you to. It’s time to be real and stop looking like the jester on the national scene. I mean really, other folks are looking at us and thinking we’re the leaders of the intellectually challenged world order.

We need to silence these little bastard who are pitting the dumbasses within our country against each other to further their political game. White and black supremacist, genderist, feminist, separatist, all the “ist’s” are obviously still believing the progressive movement is on their side. Wake up, they’ve been using you for decades and leaving you no better than before you met them. How long are you gonna get fucked before you expect a kiss!!!!

Peace out!!!

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